But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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