i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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