I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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