Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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