I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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