talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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