Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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