I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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