I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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