im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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