Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
