he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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