This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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