: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We're facebook friends in real life
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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