OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
