Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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