I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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