Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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