party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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