Fuck appropriateness.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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