Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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