He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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