She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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