the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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