she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
my sisters under your porch take her home
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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