Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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