um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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