please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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