IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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