I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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