But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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