It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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