Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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