operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Randomize
