I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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