i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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