Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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