i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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