Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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