therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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