I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
