Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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