I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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