Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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