windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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