i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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