Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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