Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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