I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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