you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
